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You Suck At Parking™ is coming to Steam in 2021

Sign-ups for Alpha access are open now

17th August 2020 - Leuven, Belgium - Independent studio Happy Volcano (The Almost Gone) has revealed today You Suck At Parking™, a frantic and silly physics based parking sim about knowing when to stop - literally. The game will be coming to Steam in 2021, and players can now sign up to be alpha testers at

You can watch the announcement trailer here.

You Suck At Parking™ is a challenging driving game that will test the player’s skills through a plethora of varied and surprising levels in a tight race against the clock, and will feature a built-in level editor for users to create their own crazy, mayhem-fuelled parking shenanigans.

Are you just Drifting through life, heading towards a Burnout? Do you need to make a quick U-turn? Well, You Suck At Parking™ won’t help you at all, but it will test your parking skills to the absolute limit... and probably beyond!


  • The world’s most EXTREME parking game, and the only racing game where the goal is to stop.
  • Silly physics for often surprising, always hilarious results.
  • Flex your driving and creative navigation skills to beat a plethora of varied and surprising levels.
  • Take your parking to new levels: Drive, drift, jump and teleport through a devilishly challenging solo campaign.
  • Built-in level editor: build and share your own reality-bending racetrack to challenge the world.

“Vroom vroom”, said Happy Volcano’s managing director Jeroen Janssen about the game’s development, adding “beebeep”.

Assets can be found in the press kit here.

About Happy Volcano

Happy Volcano is an indie studio based in Leuven, Belgium that loves to make games. The studio released the critically acclaimed and award-winning The Almost Gone in 2020 and is currently working on You Suck At Parking™, coming to Steam in 2021.